You're in his DMs, I'm a collaborator in his private repos, we are not the same.
You’re in his DMs, he’s merging my CSS PRs. We are not the same.
You’re in his DMs, he’s naming feature branches after me. We are not the same.
You’re in his DMs, he’s asking me for font recs, we are not the same
You’re in his DMs, I’m hopping on a quick call with him just to hash this out. We are not the same.
You’re in his DMs, he’s console logging my name to debug his code. We are not the same.
You’re in his DMs, I’m politely letting him know I’m not taking on freelance work at this time. We are not the same.
You’re in his DMs, he’s got his cursor on mine in the Figma file. We are not the same.
You’re in his DMs, he’s scrolling my Letterboxd for what to watch, we are not the same
You’re in his DMs, I’m softblocking him twice a month for trying to be funny in my replies, we are not the same