404boyfriend’s Twitter Archive

Now is the time to reveal that I have been posting only selfies from before Qtine, & over this time I have been working out daily, enriching my precious bodily fluids, & consuming the whole of human knowledge. I am now incredibly strong, 9’ tall, and smarter than most mortal men

…in reply to @404boyfriend

I speak four languages (I will not say which) with the fluency of one raised by those tongues, I’m developing new forms of mathematics in my idle time, and I outrun all internal combustion engines vehicles. Despite what you may assume I am still single,

…in reply to @404boyfriend

I post so much of this stuff in a fever-dream-esque delirium and then have to reckon with it in the mornings after