Ben just told me that if you only have a sip of a 5-Hour Energy that’s still like a good 20 or 30 minutes
My man just dead-eyed me as he poured 4 tbsp of sugar into his Waffle House grits like “sweet grits” wasn’t one of the Biblical plagues
Dude just informed me Christian ska exists and I withered into a raisin of a man in that moment