the obsession cops have with having photo ops any time they do anything is so funny to me, like imagine if every time I made a website I showed up the next day on the TL like
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
      …in reply to @404boyfriend
      another pull request successfully merged by our team, using this possible drug paraphernalia (MacBook pro, "mechanical" keyboard, broken trackpad (likely used for drugs, clicking)). great work by us and good to have these dangerous tools off the street
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API