stop calling your tech stack "state-of-the-art"! modern technology knows nothing of art. art is emotional expression & creative ingenuity & the boldness of the human imagination! in the face of thousands of years of unbridled emotive resonance, what is a "react.js effect hooks"
you were brought naked and alone into this world, entrusted with such a divine and incomparable legacy of labor and suffering, the likes such as could scarcely be aspired to. you saw these great, blessed towers of achievement and your response is somehow "graphQL"??? fuck you
many of our great artists were put to death by the church or state for the audacity of their creations. the greatest strife some of y'all will ever face is what? eventual consistency bugs caused by version mismatch?