I'm ridiculously trad and domestic right now — we're checking whether this should even be allowed. unfortunately, I'm getting things off of the tall shelves and I can't stop providing
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        update: my credit score is abnormally high and I'm being rate-limited on Zillow saved listings — apparently I blacked out yesterday and did a ton of wedding planning?? 😔 want to keep my head up but it's bleak how eligible I am these days. terminally a catch
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      thought I was in trad remission but I tightened ONE faucet knob in the bathroom and I'm in full-blown trad relapse. my mustache appeared almost overnight and I now require bifocals to enjoy my Clive Cussler novels by firelight :/
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    things are worsening — went to the gym every day this week, presumably so my body is in the ideal state for bringing all the groceries from the car in one trip. scarcely recognize myself
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      my bag felt heavy and i looked and found an entire valentine’s feast. no idea how it got there. now i absolutely must prepare it while a romantic prospect waits patiently — what sort of a life do you call this :/