boys don't like girls, boys like restaurant-grade, industrial bagel-slicing and -toasting equipment (with return chute) 
came dangerously close to resenting myself for how much actual use i would get out of these
not today though
the base of my hand-pressed guillotine broke today. that actually has no bearing on how frequently I window-shop restaurant supply stores but it’s at least tangential
idk I’m just really going through it