one thing you can be sure of is that you won’t get a normal tureen. they don’t make ‘em that way — you get a tureen, that puppy will be shaped like a tomato or a medusa or a fucked up lettuce or something, sure as death and a full moon each month
hell yes that’s the stuff right there that’s the fucken weird stuff right there, yes indeed no better tureen than a whacko tureen i always say 
holy smokes they made a lettuce tureen for dudes 