404boyfriend’s Twitter Archive

i hope this email finds you — and it WILL find you — not cowering in some escape tunnel, but standing bravely in your doomed great hall. this holy siege of your citadel is fated, and you must greet this destiny with the stoicism of the legendary warrior we were told you would be.

…in reply to @404boyfriend

we have traveled many hundreds of miles with our fearsome horses to trample your armies, our implements of internet warfare to raze your city. this email is a tireless, ceaseless hunter, and there is more honor in facing it as your inevitable end than attempting a timid survival