one guarantee in men’s fashion is that every man will look sophisticated, mysterious, exceptional in a well-fitted black suit over a black button-down shirt.
except you, dear reader. except you.
(except you, man who came to the thread. you’re the exception, indeed. i am certain you are a delight to know, and i am further certain that you absolutely would NOT look like a waiter or a baby emo on prom night in black-on-black-on-black. godspeed, my newest, oldest friend.)