The Official Twitter Archive of @404boyfriend™ (née @xdesro)

    saw a tweet about “oh bi culture is iced coffee and confusion and nose rings 🤪”— FALSE. bisexual culture is theft and murder, intrigue and senseless violence. bi culture is the hushed whisper of an icy blade against your throat and the blazing promise of a new sunrise
      …in reply to @404boyfriend
      bisexual culture is the smirk on your face when someone draws a gun on you, knowing you’ve had yours trained on them under the table for the past 11 minutes. bisexual culture is lovers uncountable, a scandalous affair with a clergyman, monochrome film and a 4:3 aspect ratio
        …in reply to @404boyfriend
        it’s donning a bulletproof vest to rendezvous with a lover, it’s meeting your nemesis in your robe, and it’s the last of the veuve clicquot swirling in a glass that’s about to be hastily shattered. bisexual culture is hedonism and passion and vindication and betrayal and romance
          …in reply to @404boyfriend
          bisexual culture is plate armor and equestrianism and racing against dizzying odds to rescue a long lost friend from the clutches of a necromancies in profane realms. bi culture is glorious battle, and the deep, prideful exhalations of a warrior who greets the sun victorious.